''Hey, Owner... What are you doing?''
Me: ''I'm just surfing the web while having my breakfast.''
''Oh, I thought you were working on my blog.''
Me: ''No, sorry...''
''Do you mind if I just sit here and watch you?''
Me: ''You want to watch me while I eat and read? Well... Be my guest...''
''I'm bored already.''
Me: ...
(Sigh)
''What's up with the Christmas lights? Aren't you going to take them down? ''
Me: ''They're white... And we kind of like them.''
''Wait, did you hear that?''
Me: ''What are you talking about?''
''Doggie is coming our way...''
Me: ''That's ok. She's allowed to go anywhere she wants.''
''No. Not while we're having our quality time, just the two of us.''
Me: ...
''Hey, are you done with that bagel?''
Me: ''Not really but...''
''Back off Dog! I asked for it FIRST!''
