Guard kitty

Me: ''Hey Mister M! What are you doing?''

''I'm guarding the neighbour's door.''

Me: ''Oh really? Against what?''

''Squirrels, mice, dogs, demons, zombies, burglars...''

Me: ''Right... You seem to be taking this very seriously.''

''Very. It's a demanding job you know. It's not for everyone.''

Me: ''Yeah, I bet.''

''You got to stay sharp all the time.''

Me: ...

''You must remain focusZzzzzzzzzzz...''

Me: ...

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