Me: ''You don't have to sit up there you know. You can lay down on the couch. It's your couch, remember?''
''Oh yeah, you're right. It's MINE.''
''Would you like to nap with me?''
Me: ''No thanks, I have better things to do.''
''Better things?! Everybody knows there's NOTHING better than napping
with your kitty. Come on! I made room for you.''