Me: ''Guess what Mister M? I received a letter for you... from Santa.''
''What?! Santa wrote to ME???!! What does it say?''
Me: ''Wait, I'll read it to you. Dear Mister Minoune, I wish to thank you for your letter. Unfortunately, I will not be able to bring you 50 LIVE mice, as requested.''
''Sounds suspicious. Are you sure Santa wrote this?''
Me: ''Yes, of course! Let me read the rest. Secondly, I heard that you were not very good this year.''
Me: ''Therefore, you will have to be satisfied with the present I will personally choose for you. I wish you a very merry Christmas. - Santa Claus.''
''I don't see how a 200-year-old man can choose a gift that's appropriate for a cat.''
''Not very good this year... Pfffffffff...''