Me: ''You don't like it?! Why?''
''It makes me sad. Because it reminds me that you chose to spend Christmas with your family...''
''Instead of ME.''
Me: ''Ooooh, but I'll only be gone for a few days. And it's not like you're going to be alone here.''
''Just go. Have fun with your so-called family...''
Me: ''Don't be sad Mister M... I'm still here! I'm not leaving until tomorrow or the next day...''
''To me, it's like you've already gone.''