I have a gift for you

''That's such a nice bag. She will be sooooo happy!''

''She's coming.''

Me: ''Hi Mister M! What's in the bag?''

''It's a gift. For you.''

Me: ''Ooooh! That's so nice! Is it for my birthday?''

''Your birthday? Euh yeah yeah, that's it... Happy birthday!''

Me: ''Wow! I'm so moved... I don't know what to say!''

''Repeat after me: Thank you my lovely kitty. You're the most amazing cat in 
the entire world. That's why I'm going to give you a big bag of treats.''

Me: ...

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