''That's such a nice bag. She will be sooooo happy!''
Me: ''Hi Mister M! What's in the bag?''
''It's a gift. For you.''
Me: ''Ooooh! That's so nice! Is it for my birthday?''
''Your birthday? Euh yeah yeah, that's it... Happy birthday!''
Me: ''Wow! I'm so moved... I don't know what to say!''
''Repeat after me: Thank you my lovely kitty. You're the most amazing cat in
the entire world. That's why I'm going to give you a big bag of treats.''