Reality check

Me: ''There's something you wanted to tell me?''

''Yes. I gave this a great deal of thought and... I think I'm ready to be a father.''

Me: ''Well, there's just one tiny problem... You're neutered.''

''What?! Oh Lord! I have no balls??!''

Me: ''Désolée...''

''I had already chosen a name for my son... I would have called him Baby Minoune.'' (sigh)

Me: ...