Me: ''Hey! Do you know what Mister Minoune did while you were outside?''
''What? What-what-what-what-what-what-what-what????!!!!''
Me: ''He took a nap on your bed.''
''A nap? On MY bed? No. I think you're lying. Like the other day, when you said
I couldn't have chicken because it would give me chicken pox. That was a lie.''
Me: ''No no, it's true, I'm telling you, a nap on your bed! He also drank water from your bowl.''
''NOOOOO.''
Me: ''I think I also saw him licking your food.''
''MY food? Are you sure it wasn't YOUR food?''
Me: ''What?! No!''
''I think you're trying to fool me. Like the other day, when you were eating fries
and you told me I couldn't have some because...''
and you told me I couldn't have some because...''
Me: ''ALL RIGHT, I get it! I lie all the time. You don't have to believe me!''
Meanwhile...
''Mmmm... Jester's food is yummy...''
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