''No. I need to talk to you.''
Me: ''I'm listening.''
''Somebody told me that you went to see the kittens in the back alley and you thought
they were soooo cute. You even brought them a can of MY Fancy Feast. Is that true?
Me: ''Yes, it's true.''
''You think they're cuter than me?''
Me: ''They're kittens! Of course they're adorable! That doesn't mean we find them prettier than you.''
''Is it true that you brought one back here?''
Me: ''What? Who told you that?! We didn't bring back any kitten!''
''You're sure?''
Me: ''Of course I'm sure!''
''What was that? Did you hear that noise?''
Me: ''What noise?''
''It sounded like... meow.''
Me: ''It's all in your head.''
''There's no kitten here? You swear?''
Me: ''YES. I swear.''
''Ok, I believe you...''
Me: ''I hope so!''
''But I'm watching you...''
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