The usurper (part II)

Me: ''What are you doing here Tom Thumb? You know that you're in Mister Minoune's spot?''

''What?! What are you talking about? It's me, Mister Minoune!''

Me: ''You already tried this one.''

''Look. I'm Mister Minoune and I'm taking a nap. Zzzzzzzzz...''

Me: ''...''

''I'm Mister Minoune and I'm asking for belly rubs.''

Me: ''...''

''Rub my belly!''

Me: ''I think Mister Minoune just saw you.''

''My rug.''

''Oh yeah?''

Me: ''He doesn't look very happy.''

''My balcony.''

''My Owner.''

''No. MY rug, MY balcony, MY Owner.''

(to be continued...)