It's MY couch

When I got my first apartment, I bought this beautiful sofa. We were about to throw it away, but since Mister Minoune seemed to like this elegant piece of furniture, we decided to keep it. Mister Minoune can now enjoy the ''ugly couch'' and we can stop worrying about him destroying our leather couch.

Me: ''Good news kitty! From now on, you can use this couch whenever you want.''

''Really? Wow. It's a dream come true.''

Me: ''I think we can say it's your couch now.''

''My couch?''

Me: ''Yes, yes, your couch... Well, we might want to sit on it somet...''

''No. It's MY couch now. ALL MINE.''